i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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