brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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