They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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