D3 body, D1 cock
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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