Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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