Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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