it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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