Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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