porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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