SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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