So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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