Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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