like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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