yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I see more hoeing in ur future
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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