never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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