Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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