"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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