i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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