just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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