is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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