Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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