this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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