butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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