Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
