Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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