Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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