Heybabeimwearingurpanties
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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