This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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