Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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