I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
