just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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