belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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