We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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