is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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