I hate your face
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
it's like heaven, but drunker
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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