is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I enjoy the company of your penis
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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