I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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