ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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