doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
