OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
