I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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