Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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