Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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