talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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