Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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