u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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