and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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