I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Still dying that you shit outside
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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