Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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