So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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