I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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