No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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